THIS IS LITERALLY VOICE TESTING AN OC

[deathandtaxes]

[just go to town tbh]

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[deathandtaxes]

Sorry, Ember, I was honestly worried about your head.

[Sort of trying to mathlady meme his way through this.]

I don't have much experience with ladies.

[suckingly]

With men then? The same rules still apply if they're pretty enough, which I am.

[deathandtaxes]

Okay admittedly I don't have experience like at all.

[suckingly]

. . . are you a literal child?

[ that does get him to back up, examining with a critical eye ]

[deathandtaxes]

Wow, no, I'm nineteen.

[suckingly]

Had me worried there a moment. Kids aren't my thing.

[deathandtaxes]

I've just got other things going on.

[suckingly]

Care to tell me? No pressure either, but since we'll be traveling together and all.

[deathandtaxes]

...I don't want to hold out on you, but... Maybe soon?

[suckingly]

I'll take it. Traveling can get so dull without a good topic of conversation or a song.

[deathandtaxes]

Oh, I can sing. Do you know any good songs?

[suckingly]

🎵 He's chased the deer now him before
And the doe down by the den 🎶
Till the fattest buck in all the flock
The king ♬ he has slain.